One word story

Yesterday, Slacker said Canuck ate a piece of nice cake made by Max's Bakery. Therefore, it suffered a smack by a handmade baseball. However, Mike flew out of Canuck's pants and ate a stack of black cats. However Peter saw nobody, but this Albatross flew straight into a bus and damaged it. As Mayorm was eating, Canuck saw flying fish flying. The siren exploded, in flames, Aran squealed No! OMFG! ROFLMAO! BOOM! CRASH! SPLAT! BOOM! As the SimSports Hotel was bombed by the TropsMis terrorists. OTOMOTOPIA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYYARRRMMMMMMMMISSSSGOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!, SHOWER! I creep into the bathroom and tear the shower curtain and you go AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! LOST! [and] FOUND! JET! MET! BET! PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS Thatsalongwordthatidontunderstand Yes No Jcool6633 hops onto a trolley bus and sees Tokyo! What? Then [he] fell off someone's house. Paramedics didn’t save [Michael Jackson] from eating hamburger. Canuck therefore took forth 232,125,849 Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles [to] Iran and so he ran off with the cash and threw small coins at Antarctica. My goodness! Explosives are cool! Sharks fly into Trade through windows and eat pie. Then Hurricane Peter destroyed bananas in Humboldt, Iowa, causing major banana damage by killing many pigs slowly, and sharks flew very high because he can’t be happy on Earth. Then he wanted Humboldt to explode happily, just…