One word story

baseball

. (finally this dang sentence ends lols)

[So we have

Slacker said canuck ate a piece of nice cake made by max's bakery therefore, it suffered a smack by a hand made baseball.

Masterpiece]

However,

mike

(which mike are we talking about???)

flew

out

[you know who i'm referring to ]

(mike as in slacker right? lol)

of

Canuck's

Pants

--editted cuz it doesn't match the sentence well--

and

ate

(hmmm from nate's post im guessing this is philly were talking about )

a

stack

of

Black

cats

. However,

Peter

saw

nobody,

[hahaha ]

, but

this

Albatross